It’s the Month of Giving so each day of December, until Christmas, I’ll be recommending a great gift to give to your lover, and maybe you can use these suggestions to drop your lover some hints about what you’d like in return!
25 Naughty Gifts For Christmas!
1. Naughty Girl’s Guide To Los Angeles
This delicious book contains nearly 400 pages of hints, tips, history and fascinating facts about how to be a naughty girl in Los Angeles. Inside is travel information, tour tips, sexy photos, stories about naughty Los Angeles past and present, and tons of advice on how to live it up in the City of Angels. A great stocking filler.
2. Gifts for the beauty girl
Treat yourself to some essential beauty products…with a difference. Check out Screaming O’s Chic’n’Discreet Mascara Wand, for some sexy self-pleasuring on the go, or this blush brush, which will put color in your cheeks in a whole new way. Or try this naughty little compact and mirror, which is actually an erotic, powerful pocket massager. Great little gifts to give your purse an extra punch of pizzaz.
3. Gifts for the men in your life
Treat your guy to some early Christmas cheer with a cute little gift like this Tenga Egg masturbation sleeve, or make sure he’s thinking about you all day long, with this sexy, tight pocket pussy. Let him get his cock around some hot red lips any time he chooses, until he comes home to you, where you can get him ready for a long night ahead, thanks to these 3 beaded cock rings.
4. Gifts for the naughty girl
Naughty girls should always treat themselves, and Christmas is no exception. Don’t rely on your lover to give you pleasure – do it yourself! Go about your day and get orgasms on demand, with this kinky thong vibrator that sits happily between your legs as you ride the bus or sit at your desk. Just flick the switch, for an instant thunderbolt. Or put aside some proper me-time, and indulge in some wet and wild shower play with this waterproof rabbit.
5. Gifts for the handyman in your life
If you’re lucky enough to have a lover who’s good with his hands (!), make him put those DIY skills to good use. Buy him a fetish fantasy swing, that he’ll have no trouble installing in your boudoir, for some hot rocking fun. Or maybe surprise him with a position master, so you and he can get into all kinds of compromising positions. You could even make him dress up as a sexy Santa, to deliver your gifts very personally.
6. Gifts for the girl who loves jewelry
Sex yourself up with some glam jewelry that’s been designed especially for the bedroom. Try these gorgeous non-piercing nipple rings, to drive your man wild, or customize your clit with some saucy, painless clit clamps. Draw in your target of choice, with this pheromone bracelet, then keep him interested with a glow in the dark tongue vibe, for some forbidden pleasures.
7. Gifts for the fitness girl
Stay sexually healthy by toning those PC muscles every chance you get. Great gifts for fitness-conscious girls include kegel balls and other internal weights that not only keep you toned, but can add intensity to your orgasms. Another great gift for the fitness girl, is her very own pole to dance around. Bring the strip club into your home!
8. Gifts for the sexy chef
Give meal times some extra spice by buying your lover a sexy little outfit to get cooking in. Who knows what you’ll end up with for dessert, when you see her rustling up dishes in her tiny little pastry chef outfit, or a Kiss The Chef uniform. And girls, don’t let him have all the fun. Why not buy him a hunky chef’s kit that’s very easy to rip off when the temperature gets too hot.
9. Gifts for book lovers
As well as the Naughty Girl’s Guide To Los Angeles, you can also check out these other naughty sex books to educate and spice up your sex life. Learn about everything from female ejaculation and a woman’s guide to anal sex, to great sex games.
10. Gifts for the party girl
If you like dressing up for a hot, naughty night out, why not put one of these erotic little numbers on your Christmas wishlist. There’s everything from a black cut out seamless mini dress, silver rouched club dress to a low neck LBD and many more sexy club dresses here.
11. Gifts for the fetishist
Christmas is the time to get festive and fetishist. Try out some new toys, like nipple clamps, a cat o’ nine tails or a Singapore Stinger. Or have some sub fun with a ball & gag, or hot pink rope and cuff set. Christmas kinky!
12. Gifts for the single girl
Single girls require, and deserve, instant gratification. So if a real hunk is unavailable, get the next best thing, and don’t skimp on the details. For climaxes in all the right places, and all at the same time, treat yourself to waterproof double penetrator or, even better, a triple kiss vibrator. For some hot solo shower sex, check out this suction dildo. So good, you’ll have to drag yourself back to dry land.
13. Gifts for animal lovers
Bring out your animal instincts with a vibrating tiger panties, a zebra vibrator, or the ultimate in dolphin and rabbit vibes. Get wet and wild with this bondage rubber duckie vibrator, from Big Tease Toys.
14. Gifts for couples
Try not to be selfish this festive season. Buy presents that both of you can benefit from. Try a glow in the dark vibrating cock ring, for some intimate, lights-off action, or get rocking with this Wonderful Wabbit, for ultimate simultaneous stimulation.
15. Gifts for the single guy
Guys, don’t go empty-handed this Christmas. Get your cock stuck into this Wraparound Sallie, for some hot pussy action, or experience a new kind of orgasm, with this intimate prostate massager. Other great ‘cocking’ fillers include this super sucker masturbator, and the ever-popular Fleshlight.
16. Gifts for the movie buff
Sick of the all the boring TV on over the Christmas period? Then choose your own entertainment, with a sexy movie to get off to over the turkey and champagne. Pirates is an erotic romp on the high seas, or perhaps you’d prefer 50 Shades of Grey XXX, for some kinky fun. The superheroes among you will get hot under the collar watching Samson get it on with some sexy Amazons, while Darkside is the ultimate movie for hardcore gangster fans. You can find more naughty porn movies here for gifts.
17. Gifts for the historian
It’s good to educate ourselves and learn about the past, so what better way to research how they fucked in olden times, by settling down to these ‘educational’ movies, like the classic vintage Behind the Green Door, centuries-old techniques with The Art of Kama Sutra, or erotic ancient Greek sex in Aphrodite. Learn about the lives of some of history’s greatest sexual thinkers, like Josephine Baker and the legendary Hugh Hefner, or widen your horizons and educate yourself on the role of sex in Western culture, or marvel at how far sex toys have come in the last few centuries. Read about true life courtesans and madams, and the history of prostitution in America. It’s fascinating stuff.
18. Gifts for the beauty junkie
Girls cannot have enough sexy little additions to their beauty routine. Pamper yourself with body oils, or make yourself literally good enough to eat with body powders. Always have a sexy lip gloss to hand, and keep your pheromones pumping out with these perfumes.
19. Gifts for the naughty traveler
Just because you’re away from home, doesn’t mean you have to behave yourself. Make sure to pack some sexy essentials, for orgasms on the move. Invest in a perfect travel companion vibe, a travel-size Rub My Duckie, or travel bags for your sex toys. Find more naughty travel ideas here.
20. Gifts for Game Lovers
We all love playing naughty games, and holidays are the best time to do it. Buy your lover something fun and kinky, like these Hot Beavers Playing Cards, or some Blowjob Coupons, which you can cash in at any time. Sexy board games include Sensations and Bedroom Rockstar.
21. Gifts for Porn Star Lovers
Most of us fantasize at some point about starring in our own porno. Get some practice in, by using sex toys modeled on the privates of the porn stars. Girls can get off with a realistic John Holmes cock, while the guys can feel what it’s like to fuck Sasha Grey or Sophia Rossi with a tailored pocket pussy.
22. Gifts for Chocolate Lovers
Who doesn’t like chocolate? Whether you’ve got a naughty sweet tooth, or you just like to indulge on special occasions, check out these dark treats, like this jelly chocolate dream vibe, or this Kama Sutra sweetheart box. Don’t let Christmas Day go unlicked, with some chocolate fantasy body topping.
23. Gifts for Sci-Fi Geeks
Loving sci-fi doesn’t make you a nerd, but even if it did, you can make sure you’re a naughty nerd, with gifts like this Fleshlight Freaks Cyborg Dildo, or a Frankenstein Fleshlight, to get you masturbating to the max.
24. Gifts for the naughty decorator
If your love to have sexy, erotic furniture and decorations around your home, you should be spoiled this Christmas. Be decadent, with a sultry chandelier, set the mood with a Tibetan incense burner, or get inspired for pictures to put up around your home, with this History of Erotic Photography book.
25. Gifts for the Lingerie Lover
Whether you want to feel sexy in bed, or you just like to feel something sensual next to your skin, lingerie is very erotic, for both you and your lover. Make him splash out, by getting you a hot fishnet bodystocking, a seriously seductive rumba crotchless thong, for some dirty Christmas dancing, or raise the temperature with a hot pink seamless sheer dress.